aturday
morning cartoons got a little more grown-up with the debut
of Hanna-Barbera’s Pirates of Dark Water in 1991. Blending
sci-fi with swords and sorcery, the show had more in
common with Japanese anime than it did with other
Hanna-Barbera properties, including the similarly-themed
Galtar and the Golden Lance.
Originally aired as the five-part miniseries Dark
Water, the show began in the ravaged kingdom of Octopon on
the planet Mer. A strapping young teen named Ren
discovered a battered old man washed up on the shore near
his lighthouse. The man turned out to be King Primus,
former ruler of Octopon and Ren’s father. The entire
planet was menaced by an evil liquid being known as Dark
Water. In the past, Dark Water had been held prisoner by a
ring of thirteen treasures, but somehow the entity managed
to escape, and it sent its servants to scatter the
treasures.
Around the time of Ren’s birth, King Primus set out on
a quest to recover the treasures and defeat Dark Water,
but after collecting only eight of the thirteen, he was
captured by the pale-skinned pirate Bloth. Bloth hoped to
gain the treasures for himself, giving him power over Dark
Water, and therefore, all of Mer. King Primus escaped
Bloth’s ship, the Maelstrom, and spent the last of his
energy finding Ren, his only surviving heir.
Ren accepted his father’s dying charge to return
Octopon to its former glory, but he was soon kidnapped by
the winged monkey-like creature Nibbler, one of Bloth’s
slaves. The pirate tried to feed Ren to the sea monster
Constrictus, but Nibbler, seeing a chance to escape, saved
Ren and joined his quest. The two heroes later gained two
additional warriors: Ioz, an ill-tempered mercenary/thief
and a former member of Bloth’s crew, and Tula, an
“ecomancer” from another world, whose actions and motives
were often shady. Together, the four set sail aboard The
Wraith, seeking out the thirteen treasures and fighting
the many minions of Bloth.
Departing from traditional Saturday morning cartoon
methods, Pirates of Dark Water was presented as one
continuous quest, with treasures, clues, and new allies
picked up as the series went along. Unfortunately, despite
the show’s appeal to older audiences, the kids just
weren’t watching, and production was expensive (nearly
twice the traditional Saturday morning cartoon’s budget,
thanks to the elaborate animation). Due to the high costs
and some behind-the-scenes staff turnover, the quest was
abruptly cancelled after only thirteen episodes. Viewers
got to see eight additional episodes when the series moved
to The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera in 1992, but no
new shows were produced.
Pirates of Dark Water was only slightly ahead of its
time - other shows like Fox’s X-Men would soon make teen
cartoons economically feasible - but it was enough to sink
this promising series.