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October 1965 - September 1968, ABC
Hal
Seeger Productions
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ach episode of The Milton The
Monster Show played three, 7-minute segments starring a
different character. The characters and segments weren't related
to one another. In all, six character segments were created for
the series over the course of its production run. Milton the
Monster was the only segment to be included in each of the
episodes, the others rotating on a random basis.
Made in the image of
Frankenstein's monster, Milton was created by Professor Weirdo
and his assistant Count Kook who lived in a manor house with an
attached keep on top of Old Horror Hill. Milton had the unusual
feature that the top portion of his head was missing, from which
puffs of smoke intermittently vented. Far more essential though,
he was missing the fierceness that goes hand-in-hand with being
a monster.
The process of creating Milton
required a small amount of a component Professor Weirdo called
the "tincture of tenderness," because without it the monster
might seek to destroy its creator. Too much of the component was
accidentally added however, with the result that Milton was far
too kind-hearted. Milton was always willing to perform tasks
assigned to him, but he interpreted his instructions in the
literal sense, so that even tasks with an evil intent were
performed in a manner that ran counter to what Professor Weirdo
intended. Disappointed and disgraced that his creation wouldn't
do destructive things, Professor Weirdo came up with numerous
schemes to get rid of Milton, but always without success.
Milton's "brothers" in the
manor were Heebie, a skeleton with long hair, and Jeebie, a
one-eyed monster with green fur. Their attitude was more in
keeping with the traditional role of a monster, although
they got on well with Milton (and were themselves never
really shown doing anything particularly scary). Neighbor to
Professor Weirdo was fellow mad scientist Professor
Fruitcake, who lived with his own monster called Abercrombie
the zombie. The two professors were bitter rivals, and any
exchange between the two resulted in a war of underhanded
schemes.
Of the supporting segments on the
show, Fearless Fly appeared in the largest number of
episodes. Fearless Fly was a housefly with super speed and
strength. He derived his powers from special glasses that
generated millions of megatons of energy to the sensitive
muscles in his head. When not committed to his duties as a
superhero, Fearless Fly took the guise of a meek, passive little
fly known as Hirem. Hirem lived inside a furnished matchbox in
the vicinity of the Sugar Bowl (a diner that was literally
located inside a sugar bowl), where he and his friends - a girl
fly named Flory and the neighborhood bully Horsey - hung out.
Horsey rivaled Hirem for the affections of Flory, but for her
part Flory was only romantically interested in Fearless Fly.
Fearless Fly's chief nemeses were an unscrupulous wizard from
Tibet called Dr. Goo Fee and his assistant Gung Ho. For unknown
reasons, Dr. Goo Fee was always hatching plots to do away with
Fearless Fly.
Flukey Luke was a modern
cowboy who moved to the city with his horse Pronto and faithful
Indian companion Two Feathers. He excelled in his practice as a
private eye due to the nature of his dumb luck, which caused the
most unfortunate of circumstances to go his way. Flukey Luke and
his companions were kept busy by the exploits of the country's
number one crook, the mobster known as Spider Webb, and his gang
of incompetent cronies.
Muggy-Doo Boy Fox used his
wily fox ways to con people out of their possessions or make a
quick buck. Unfortunately for Muggy, he was never quite crafty
enough to escape justice.
Penny Penguin was a bratty
and irresponsible little penguin who always had to get her way.
Her father, Chester Penguin, gave in to her temper tantrums
rather than argue, even though he knew the result would be
trouble.
Stuffy
Durma
was a hobo who inherited $10,000,000. With his newfound wealth
he bought a townhouse and filled it with servants, and he hired
Bradley Brinkley to give him polish. As nice as it must be to
have ten million dollars, Stuffy Durma found that he was
attached to his hobo ways and tried to escape his
responsibilities as a millionaire whenever possible, but Mr.
Brinkley was always watching over him and ready to set him
straight. Stuffy remained friends with his hobo pals Stu
Mulligan and Ashcan Annie, whose presence, when they turned up,
made Mr. Brinkley's job even more difficult. |