"Muttley you
snickering floppy eared hound,
When courage is
needed, you're never around!
Those medals
you wear on your moth-eaten chest,
Should be there
for bungling at which you are best!
So, Stop The
Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop that
Pigeon
How?
Nab him! Jab
him! Tab him! Grab him!
Stop that
pigeon
Now!
You Zilly, stop
sneaking it's not worth the chance,
For you'll be
returned by the seat of your pants!
And Klunk, you
invent me a thingamybob,
That catches
that pigeon, or I lose my job!
So, Stop The
Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon,
Stop The Pigeon, Stop The Pigeon
Stop that
Pigeon
How?
Nab him! Jab
him! Tab him! Grab him!
Stop that
pigeon
Now!"